Come to the Social... Social Media That Is...

Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things"

Twitter and Facebook and Blogging and Wordpress
More things to master to make money and impress
Where are the days where all a nerd had to do
Was take out a tissue and sneeze out Achooo!!!

Webinars and teleseminars and virtual greetings
I met my boyfriend at a fab Go-to Meeting
He had the keywords linked over my heart
After he sold me that joint venture Mart

When I'm tweeting
When I'm texting
When I'm friending you

I can't ever be rude or web cam while nude
cause I never know who's who.