Sunday, June 1, 2008

OSI Rock Star eBay Live! Mystery Video Clue Song Break

After racking our brains trying to figure out what these strange video messages, mostly found on youtube mean, I wrote a song to bring hope and light to the OSI clue breakers.
Looks like we get our 15 minutes of frames, er fame.... And it's time for a song...
(Sung to the tune of Starry Starry Night by Don McClean - modified by WebWendy)

"Five Starry, Starry night, paint your PayPal blue and grey,
Look out on an eBay day
With eyes that know the bidding on my bowl
Shadows on the BIN
Stretch the fees and the Bidpay bills
Natch free shipping stop those phoney schills
In colors in my showy storefront land

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how YouTube broke our sanity
How you tried to set the clues
They would not download we did not know how
Perhaps they'll make sense now

Five Starry, starry night
Flaming flicks that brightly blaze
Swirling clues in a Prairie dog's haze
Reflect in recent buys of china blue
eBay changing dues
Mourning files of slumber gains
Weathered Rock Stars feel no pain
And soon begin to form a Rock Star Brand

Now I understand
What you tried to say to me
And how YouTube broke our sanity
How you tried to set the clues
They would not download they won't embed now
Perhaps they never will"

Tune in, Turn on, Drop out, Join OSI


Hey, I'm an old hippie, don't sue me.

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