The Psychic Clue or is it the Psycho Clue?

Wait.... I feel a song coming on...

Sung to the tune of "Love Potion No. 9" by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, Modified by WebWendy in parody paradise.

"I took my tripods down to Madame View,
you know that psychic with the gold-post truth
She's got a pod down on 39-Steps and Vine
Sellin' little bottles of Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9

I told her that I was a flop with flicks
I've been this way since 1956
She looked at my palm pilot and she made a magic sign
She said "What you need is Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9"

She burnt lawns and learned around and gave me a link
She said "I'm gonna Bling It! up right here using pink"
It smelled like Ballentine, it looked like Squidoo Inc.
I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started recording everything in sight
But when I kissed the clue at the Fish-Niche Spa so Fine
He broke my little bottle of Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9

Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9
Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9
Peppershot Potion Numbs-you 9"

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Postnote: It's clear that this latest clue, Psycho, er Psychic has taken OSI to a new level. In this clue, Cindy clearly is getting vibrations via Nina, dressed like Xena Warrior Princess, standing in as a cell tower transmitter directly to eBay Live! headquarters.

Cindy, after having received cryptic words from Carmine Miranda and visions of her 1992 trip to Mardis Gras, has finally found her real fish-niche as a Psychic to the Stars. the OSI Rock Stars, that is.

After years of market research, Cindy and Dany both discovered that sucessful psychics (as illustrated by the Ms. Cleo clue below) make more money than Education Specialists.

I hear Cindy aka excuse me Ms. Virgo is taking appointments now - no need to call, she'll call you.

Wait, you'll have to get Skype...

The empty eBay Drop-off center is now going to be Ms. Virgo's new residence in Seattle and will eventually take over all the centers via franchises. In a few years they'll be able to move to Margaritaville.

I also predict a giant Plastic Peppershot Glass Sculpture will one day be a huge tourist attraction in downtown Chicago, where Harry Caray's once stood.

Just saying....

And yes, Ms. Virgo will get the Vimeo Academy Award and the You Tube Fickle Finger of Fate Award.